I am a Gambian politician.
When the rebels took over my country in 2007 i lost almost all my money, but i have $30 million in an offshore account.
If you transfer $5000 to account-number 1337-1337 ass a transfer fee in the cayman island so that i can help my family, i will triple the money.

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